Wednesday, November 26, 2008
SEVEN OR EIGHT TRILLION, HO HUM
There has never been a more urgent need for a public clamor for information and explanation of the actions of these financial powers who assume authority to act in our name.
Who are the people doing this and what are they up to? To think that The Fed can toss around two trillion dollars and refuse to name the recipients ought to jar the complacent and apathetic folks who populate this land. But that's not all - they doubled down, twice.
The dollar is being defaced by wild and unbacked currency creation. Our creditors have to wonder.
In the Great Depression, The Fed virtually killed the economy's recover by retracting the supply of currency. Now, in this time of credit freezes, job losses and investors' panic, The Fed goes far beyond too far in the other direction.
Intervention is much worse than inaction when it comes to markets and corrections in the economy. The guvmint should keep its filthy hands off.
Meanwhile, call the cops, wring your senator's neck, storm the Bastille, do something.
It's all so simple.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
$700 BILLION MORPHED INTO $4.5 TRILLION
And you thought it was your country; that Congress is the power; and talk of secret deals (conspiracies) is nuts. Please assign staff to look into this and have your people call my people.
Is it time to move to China? Or should we move on Washington?
Let's just abolish the Fed, return to gold money and shoot the 50 worst Congresspersons every year, as H.L. Mencken suggested.
It's all so simple.
Monday, November 24, 2008
WE DOTH PROTEST TOO LITTLE, ME THINKS
Our president elect calls our economy "the worst in a century" and insists "things will get worse before getting better."
This shallow pair has scared many of us into actions which will fulfill their dire observations.
Even the not-too-swift Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a president whose nation was already in a real depression, knew enough to calm the people. "All we have to fear is fear itself," he said just before he turned around and installed a frightful New Deal.
Now the meddling begins. Guvmint will attempt to fix this and then correct that. They almost admit they don't know what to do, but they can't resist doing something.
Free enterprise was never free enough. It has a nature of cycles, brief and not deep, which are self-correcting. But the neosocialists don't have faith in freedom.
A Pressident Ron Paul would have had this crisis over by now, by adopting laissez faire policies.
It's all so simple.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
AUTO MAINTENANCE
In our penchant quest for national economic suicide, we dropped tariff protection on Henry Ford's invention.
Tariifs were great revenue producers before income taxes became the rage. Why shouldn't a nation protect its favorite, most exotic product against foreign competition which employs "coolie" labor costs plus sneaky government subsidies? Doesn't fair play mean anything?
Factories - especially car makers - are jewels on the American landscape. As they tend to disappear, for many despicable reasons, we should treat them with care.
The bad guys are trying to give "protectionism" a bad name. The opposite of protection would be neglect. We have a national duty to protect people and companies which provide jobs and advance our civilization. Sure, the American consumer pays more this way, but those are the costs you see. The hidden costs of lost industries are far greater.
Tariffs are the answer. We have tariffs to save our steel industry, why not for Buicks, Lincolns and Dodges?
Outlaw union strikes and add $3000 duties on every foreign-made chariot landing at our seaports. Forget the bailouts.
It's all so simple.
Overheard at Only The Lonely
"So the blog is back, huh?"
"You mean Dixie Thinker?"
"Whatever. Now they call it No Liberty, No Peace."
"Ya, that will last about two months."
"Two weeks."
Meetings & Events
At downtown library next Tuesday at 3 pm - English Immigrants Support Group demanding left turns on the roundabouts.
Free tea daily at Frenchy's to: "Welcome back, Snowbirds. We hope you remembered to bring your cash (Euros and Yen)."
In Town Square: Tug of war between gays who want to marry versus straights who want to live together in sin. No television coverage will be permitted.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
HYPOCRITES EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
Not really. Dowd is already writing her let's-get-the-cold-war- warmed-up-again columns in national papers. She blames Russia for the fighting and crisis in Georgia without even mentioning how Georgia came in shooting and killing the Ossetians they claimed to love. Georgian forces also killed 10 Russian peacekeepers who worked in Ossetia under international auspices. Refugees fled into Russia for safety.
Ossetia has never been a part of Georgia, and they refuse demands that they join the nation. Ossetians have had close ties to Russians, who have demonstrated sympathy with them for more than 15 years.
The attack by the Russian military on Georgia's invading army was natural and normal.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Hang Gliding
Several friends and relatives have noticed the absence of radio talk hosts who express sentiments against war, big oil, lobbyists, tax cuts only for top earners, our carefree health care system, corporate welfare, bank bail-outs, empire building, and deficit spending.
What's the reason for the one-sided broadcasts? I had believed that the public was not interested in anything but conservative and neocon prattle. Now, I've discovered the ownership situations in the news outlets. Major corporations hire the Seans, Rushes, Glenns, and Ollies to say what the corporations want said.
Overheard at Slippery Slope Saloon
"Senator John McCain said he doesn't know how many houses he owns. No more for me, bartender. I'm feeling kind of weak."
Monday, August 18, 2008
FRESH COLUMNISTS AT THE WAR PAPER
I've been futilely chiding the hometown paper to inform us on the sanctions, depleted uranium, Blackwater security operations, and the new oil law written by our state department for the Iraq government. If Krauthammer ever mentions those, chances are he'll be in favor of them.
Many readers are still reeling over Senator Orrin Hatch's visit to The Spectrum. The senator claims we went to war to protect Israel. NOW, he tells us, six years after he voted to let our president attack for other reasons. Did the editors scold Hatch? Can a shrimp whistle?
The column by Spectrum's world-affairs-expert-for-20-years writer glorifies war enough without bringing in the ultimate jingoist. The editor plans to balance out this unbalanced writer with another columnist - probably Maureen Dowd.
Not enough. Pray for peace.
It's all so simple.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
RON PAUL / RALPH NADER. THAT'S THE TICKET.
A Paul-Nader team in the White House would deliver peace, balanced budgets, economic integrity, and confidence in the American people.
Paul and Nader; Peace and Prosperity.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Watching Truth Slip Slide Away:
The beat goes on. The armed forces of the nation of Georgia attacked its breakaway provinces of S. Ossetia and Abkhazia, which border Russia. A similar operation was undertaken years ago, and resulted in Russia sending in a permanent peacekeeping force under the auspices of an international agreement.
The breakaway provinces, especially Ossetia, declared their own independent nationhood at the same time as Georgia, when the Soviet Union fell apart. Georgia would not recognize Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent states, and became violent about it. The two provinces turned to Russia for recognition, trade and support. While broiling for about a decade, the situation was calmed by the presence of Russian peacekeepers and the expressions of friendship from Russian leaders such as Putin.
It was the Georgians who started the fighting and shooting this week. Georgian attacks killed 10 Russian civilians, peacekeepers who were there to prevent violence. Russia moved in to deny Georgia's annexations and to rescue its own people.
Instead of starting Cold War II, we should dig into the motives of Georgia's strange actions. The Georgian army was trained by American and Israei advisers. Hmmm.
Meetings & Events
The Dixie Pessimists' Club invites the public to Frenchy's to hear this month's speaker reveal the truth about growth, crime, water shortages, traffic, and affordable housing - which all are beyond solving. Reservations are required so call today, if it's not already too late. Seven pm on Tuesday.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
SAD HISTORY
Back in reality, I overheard four men talking - no, arguing - about why we attacked Iraq. What other war in our pretty noble history raises questions like this? One of the men in the discussion said, "It wasn't oil. We really thought they had WMD, so we had to go in there."
Another guy said, "We have to protect Israel. We were concerned that Saddam would go after them."
The third dude said, "I just believe we needed more bases in the area to insure peace and protect our interests. We have bases in Germany, Japan, Korea, and about 50 other spots. But we had very little power in the Middle East."
They wear me out. It's oil. Remember, the war was for oil. American and British companies drilled and pumped Iraq's oil before Saddam. Then he kicked them out. Now, Exxon, Chevron and British Petrol are back in Iraq, big time.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Looking for my Wallet
- Did you know that the president said he gave up chocolates because of the war? A few months later, he told the press that he'd given up playing golf because of the war.
- Suddenly, Iraq is back burner; Afghanistan is on the front; Iran is about to go into the oven.
- Friends, enemies and the undecided have insisted I clarify my recent remarks about our national currency. Here goes: Unbacked money is ultimately worthless and should be spent immediately upon receiving, before others realize how worthless it is.
Meeting & Events
- "Volunteers to leave Dixie" will meet Tuesday at 2 pm in the Convention Center. A large gathering is desired because this growth thing has gotten out of hand.
- Dr. Ira Longterm, economist, will speak on the prospects of paying people to emigrate from Dixie, thus mitigating the water problem. The project for a water pipeline from Lake Powell could be scrapped, and some of the $1,000,000,000 saved could be paid to those who get out of town. The public is invited to the talk to be given at the airport waiting room tonight at 7 pm.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
START SPREADING THE NEWS
The recession is over. They never do last very long, which is the reason many folks don't know about them until they're gone. Yup, we had one and it pinched a bit. But the good days have returned, so it's back to our lattes, dinners and extravagances which employ so many good Americans and immigrants, keeping us out of another recession. You should tell any of your friends who've lost the faith that happy days are here again.
Maybe you haven't heard: our money is actually debt-based. We have to keep the stuff circulating. It's funny money; call it magic paper. You can't redeem it for anything, however, as long as people feel good they'll keep on feeling good.
What recession?
You heard it here first.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Waiting In Line:
The province of China that had the mammoth earthquake several weeks back counts five million homeless victims. They don't have a recession, either. And it's not a depression in China. The situation is a desperate life-or-death struggle to survive without shelter or provisions.
Overheard At Frenchy's
"How come these million dollar babies in the major leagues chew bubble gum?"
"Why is a foul ball in play in a baseball game?"
"What's with these candidates for president who walk around with their hands in their pockets. Ain't they got no class at all?"
Meeting & Events
The public is invited to a lecture at the main library, Friday 6 pm. A speaker from the Soul Travel club will address the Dixie Metaphysical Society on the topic: "Where to leave your body while you're out of it, so you can find it when you return."
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
NOT SURGE, SPLURGE
How could anyone not be relieved with the reduced killing in Iraq? For months, a civil war raged with American and Coalition forces caught in the middle. Then the famous surge was launched by our commander-in-chief. He sent 30,000 additional troops to add to the 120,000 already there. Well, what do you know? The fighting subsided and the civil war ended. The self praise and congratulations and boastings have filled the air ever since.
But wait, another factor entered in which was recently admitted but never received publicity. Our military stepped up its distribution of cash to combatants. Sort of a "Federal Reserve Notes for Peace" program. Several top Sunni Sheiks were paid top dollar to stop their forces from attacking Shiites, especially in Basra and Sadr City. With no exaggeration, we paid a few million here and several million there. Each soldier in the Sunni army of insurgents has averaged $300 per month from Uncle Sam. This was the case in at least six locations of Iraq. We bought the peace.
Call it Splurge. The vaunted Surge provided only a 20% increase in boots on the ground. Depositing millions of dollars into the right hands probably had much more impact.
We should recognize that Bush's stunning strategy of paying our enemies to stop their hostile actions far surpasses diplomacy as an alternative to fighting. $hock and awe. Bring 'em on $$$$. Mi$$ion accompli$hed.
$plurge. There's no blood spilled in a splurge.
It's all so simple.Overheard At Only The Lonely
- "Yesterday, the president issued one of those executive orders to allow offshore drilling of oil. This man is slow, I mean backward. He just now thought of that? If I were the president, we'd be selling oil by now, not buying the stuff."
- "I don't follow the news but I recall that the Democrats won the last election, so I guess they ended the war like they said, huh? Tell me, did the enemy follow us home?"
Meetings & Events
- Claire Voyant, the internationally famous psychic will speak to her Dixie area followers in the main ballroom of the..........oh, you know.
- A party will be held to honor the 100th rider of the Sun Tran bus system. A prize of free rides for the month of August will be presented by our song-writing Senator Hatch, if he's not busy at the music awards. Watch for details.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
WHAT'S THIS SOCIALISM?
SOCIALISM.
They call in Karl Marx and the government bail-out crew to save them.
The free market would work, if we'd only try it sometime. The wise investors would win fortunes and the reckless ones would lose their shirts, at least. That would be free enterprise. But Americans who boast about it the most apparently don't really believe in it.
No wonder the poor people in this country don't want to pay taxes.
The government didn't bail out the small hardware stores and drug stores when Wal-Mart (subsidized by sweetheart deals with municipalities) came to town and used predatory pricing procedures to erase them.
No one rushed in to help mom and pop in the corner grocery stores when they were eaten alive by Krogers, Albertsons and Safeway.
The monster federal government isn't interested in you if you're small. I know a man who had seven employees and was turned down for a loan by the Small Business Administration. They told him, "Your business is too small."
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Sharpening My Pitchfork
We're going to wait 'til the midnight hour. You know the signal. When you receiveth it, goeth to the warehouse, and lock and load. The key is under the mat. Giveth them a chance to surrender.
Overheard At Frenchy's
"Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?"
Help Wanted
Commissioned gringo salesmen to market ladders ( 52 footers ) to future immigrants south of the new border wall in Arizona. Protected territories, huge demand, pay in pesos. Apply in person at construction site. Must be bilingual ( Spanish and Chinese.)
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
GUVMINT SNOOPS
The Senate approved The Great Dictator's request for still more wiretapping. (Our own Orrin Hatch was at the lead for this latest affront to our liberty.) What happened to the big-talking candidate? Well, he's no different, he went along with the fascist gang. Both Orrin and Obama voted against your privacy.
But we called him out on strikes months ago.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Changing A Tire
- The subject of foreign aid has been a touchy topic for years. Surprising to learn that the governments of Sweden and Japan give away far more money to needy nations than we do (on a per capita basis.)
- Let's see now. More than three million Iraqis have fled the country to become refugees in Jordan. Another 150,000 have died in the war. We killed one and one-half million young and elderly Iraqis with our 11-year blockade sanctions on food and medicine. Please add up the terrible total, I don't want to.
- My bank is giving away free popsicles to anyone who opens an account. I am so moved by this that I find it impossible to comment. There must be something here I don't comprehend.
Meetings & Events
Coalition support group for the persecuted minorities of Dixie meets on Saturday afternoons in Smith's parking lot. We're talking loiterers, scooter riders, the childless, tailgaters, jaywalkers, tatooed folks, and clueless people.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
NO MORE SOUTHERN GOVERNORS
If this proposal is debated, we'll be elated, inflated and satiated.
The heat in Georgia, Arkansas and Texas fries the brain, causing leadership qualities to melt too much for consideration as president.
Heat poses no such problem in Utah, Nevada and Arizona because it's a dry heat.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Jogging
In about 200 days the lame duck will be a dead duck.
Overheard at Frenchy's
"Isn't that Glenn Beck at the end of the bar?"
"Nah, he's just some omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent chatter box."
Twenty-years From Now News
The Olympics Committee has accepted the bid of St. George, Utah to host the 2032 summer games. City officials are making plans to curtail the smog and move the loiterers out of sight before the throngs of international travelers arrive.
Meetings & Events
- Support group for folks who don't have a support group will hold its first meeting in the library on Tuesday evening.
- Clock Watchers support group meets Wednesdays at Holiday Inn. Watch for time and date.
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
SOME LIKE IT HOT
Meetings & Events
What Do Codgers Want Expo will feature speakers and exhibits focusing on the false perceptions of most "whipper snappers." The big question is: "Doesn't everyone lose their keys?"
Overheard At Slippery Slope Saloon
"My new neighbor moved to St. George five weeks ago, and already he's out there marching in parades to stop the growth."
Sunday, June 29, 2008
ALIEN NATION AND ALIENATION
Add in our new alien nation situation and we have still more alienation. People need to integrate. Immigrants keep to themselves too much for their own good or for the rest of us.
We can all be more inclusive, less exclusive.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Loitering
- Let's hope the government doesn't create a Department of Alienation Corrections or start a War on Alienation. We can fix this problem (and most others) without the government.- The heat's got me, but this is not global warming. This is summer.
Meetings & Events
- The greatest debate of the season will be held at the E'ola Convention Center. (Make that Dixie.) The Democratic candidate for president will exchange ideas with his Republican opponent. Bart Anderson will be the moderator for the dust-off between Senator Barack Tweedledee and Senator John Tweedledum on July 5, Saturday at 7 p.m. Tickets at the door. No loiterers, ticket scalpers, green people, anti-war protesters, global warmers, envirowackos, bloggers, sandal clodders, home schoolers, tailgaters, please.- March with us in the parade on Main Street on Friday evening. STOP THE GROWTH. Join with us, you newcomers.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
SWIMMING IN THE GUVMINT POOL
This new issue is about skimpy-little-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot bikinis. First, the city council said "You can't dress like that at the municipal pool." Then the bare skin crowd got organized and gave the council members a dressing down. The rules were amended and now less is more. The city doesn't have much to show for it.
The debate is about swim suits, but it ought to be about the pools themselves.
Why do city governments build and maintain swimming holes? What has that to do with preserving the liberties or protecting the lives of the citizens? Golf courses, recreational facilities, art museums, and municipal pools would be private industries (taxable) if the governments had not inserted themselves as virtual monopolies.
If municipal pools are to be, then let's get city socialism into bowling lanes, yoga studios, book stores, and fast food.
Governments and religions should not compete with their members.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Meditating
Supreme Court rules in favor of our owning guns. Guns were called "equalizers" back in the forties. (I was there.) The glorious and noble equalizers give a fair chance to an aging grandmother in a dark parking lot no matter how fierce the hood is.
The American colonists owned equalizers before the War for Independence. If King George had imposed gun control, there would have been no Lexington and Concord.
Three cheers for the equalizers.
Meetings & Events
Support group for Divorced Folks Who Admit They Were The Problem. Every Saturday night from 8 pm until whenever. Dixie Bar and Grille, the small table over by the air conditioner.Unplanned Parenthood will have a picnic in Worthen park, Saturday noon. Speakers will address the issues of emotional impacts - surprise, panic and euphoria. Call 688-0245 if you need a baby sitter.
Help WantedPoop Abatement Engineer is needed for our city parks (where the dog is king.) Job description: "Undo what the dogs do so that little kids can play soccer and softball without slip sliding away." Must be fast worker - only an hour between dog time and game time. No complainers need apply, please see your negligent mayor for an application.
Overheard At Only The Lonely
"I'm holding my money. Waiting. When the stock market hits its low, I'll jump in and ride it to the top."
"Everytime President Bush shows his face at some disaster, he rolls up his sleeves. The symbolism brings tears to my eyes."
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
TOO LATE TO VOTE?
A bumper sticker says Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.
Thinkers' Guide's answer to this monumental problem is to vote for Congress as a group instead of as individual representatives. Tie their paychecks to their performances as a whole. If you want details on the mechanics of this plan, give me a call. If a Democrat or Republican answers, hang up the phone.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Jaywalking
H.L. Mencken had an idea on today's subject. He said, "The only way to make our system of government work is to shoot the 50 worst Congressmen every year." That's an idea who's time has come.
Overheard At Slippery Slope Saloon
- "The reason the government let gas prices run up so high is to prevent us from marching on Washington to stop wars, deficit spending, corruption, and bureaucratic meddling. I mean, how are we going to get there at $5 a gallon?"
- "My wife's brother says he knows where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but he won't divulge the information unless someone important asks him for the information."
Meetings & Events
The We-Miss-The-Snowbirds support group meets in the back room at Frenchy's every Monday from 6 pm to 9 pm. Internet chat friends are contacted each week.The parade to honor censored has been cancelled for lack of interest.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
OIL SPURTS TO THE SURFACE IN IRAQ
Alan Greenspan said the war on Iraq was about oil; Vice President Cheney tells us it was for oil and Israel.
The truth is emerging now, and the oil slicks are exposed for all to see.
It's all so simple.
Thoughts While Roaming
The dangers of brain damage from cell phones has been recognized for years. As time goes by, the dangers are still present, but public concern is reduced because more and more people have too much brain damage to comprehend the problem. Hence, the problem is no longer a problem because the victims don't mind.(No pun intended.)
Meetings & Events
- A new group is forming to stage a parade demanding another "stimulus check" from Uncle Sam. "That few hundred bucks was a joke. I paid back taxes with mine," said parade organizer George McGovern.
- Sons and Daughters of Survivors of Prohibition will meet at Only The Lonely on the third Tuesday of the seventh month (July) of leap years. Prepare to hoist a toast.
Help Wanted
Rickshaw pullers for downtown area. Roundabout driving experience helpful. Loiterers need not apply.Friday, June 20, 2008
BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND
This is not the first time Thinker has kicked the soil off the casket and climbed out.
Thoughts While Tying My Shoes
The party's over. Those brilliant Republicans are about to offer the voters a candidate who wanted to be John Kerry's running mate just four years ago. McCain threatened to join the other party several times. He often votes against his party's stated position. George Washington warned against political parties and believed them to be harmful to the republic. They might be okay for a democracy, but who wants to live in one of those?
Overheard Upstairs At Frenchy's
"Wouldn't it be something if the recession makes folks eat less and less, so that they get skinny and live so long that they drain the Social Security funds so much that the recession shifts into a depression? Give me another "on the rocks."
HelpWanted
Exciting new business in town needs transportation technicians to drive tourists and other happy people from place to place. As a Rickshaw Man, you must be strong, know the territory and keep smiling. The economic scene has changed. This is the wave of the future, so ride the wave. Call for an audition and tryout. (435) 688-0245
Outrage DepartmentThe Chinese government admits it held an American POW from the time he was a teenager in the Korean War. The man died and was buried in China.
Overheard at Slippery Slope Saloon
"I saw a picture of Fidel, and he sure didn't look dead. Those rumors were false. The man is eternal, for the ages. He lived through dozens of CIA and Mafia hit tries. I'm not going to worry about that guy."
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
THE BLOGGER LEFT THE BUILDING
If you want a free copy of my book, No Liberty, No Peace," just give me a call (435) 688-0245 or e-mail jpaskeroth@yahoo to tell me your mailing address.
Thanks.............Jerry