THE GRATE DEBATE

The debate of Republicans last night featured 10 candidates, all men, all tall, and mostly warmongers. Five of them wore red ties. Another wore a red and white striped tie - which makes pink. My colorologist suggests that this indicates socialist tendencies.

I mean, Venezuela's Hugo Chavez wears red!

Sure, it's subtle, but now you know where we are headed.

One White House hopeful, Ron Paul, kept bringing up the Constitution. Silly man. He must know that our president referred to the law of the land as "That scrap of paper." So what can Paul be thinking when he says Constitution, liberty and rights?

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton - who already lived in the White House once (somehow) - made news yesterday by recommending that Congress rescind its authorization of the president's war in Iraq. This is big.

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Twenty-Years From Now News

SunTran, the city bus of St. George, will institute a "rider promotion" which will pay passengers $20 per ride. Mayor MacArthur says, "This will reduce street traffic, plus justify the existence of the bus system. The money? Don't worry about that. St. George always has the money." (Only 13 folks boarded the busses in April.)

Federal water experts are here this week to assist Dixie folks in their search for water. We are losing population at a fast clip due to the shortages. "Dying for a drink" and "BYOB" have taken on new meanings.

Quotable

"It used to mean something to be crazy. Nowadays, everybody's crazy." - Charles Manson