OIL SPURTS TO THE SURFACE IN IRAQ

The puppet government in Iraq announced no-bid contracts to several oil companies, including Exxon-Mobil and Chevron. There will be more news to come out, and we're telling. Our state department, headed by former Chevron executive Condi Rice, assisted the Iraqi lawmakers in writing the new oil law.

Alan Greenspan said the war on Iraq was about oil; Vice President Cheney tells us it was for oil and Israel.

The truth is emerging now, and the oil slicks are exposed for all to see.

It's all so simple.

Thoughts While Roaming

The dangers of brain damage from cell phones has been recognized for years. As time goes by, the dangers are still present, but public concern is reduced because more and more people have too much brain damage to comprehend the problem. Hence, the problem is no longer a problem because the victims don't mind.(No pun intended.)

Meetings & Events

- A new group is forming to stage a parade demanding another "stimulus check" from Uncle Sam. "That few hundred bucks was a joke. I paid back taxes with mine," said parade organizer George McGovern.

- Sons and Daughters of Survivors of Prohibition will meet at Only The Lonely on the third Tuesday of the seventh month (July) of leap years. Prepare to hoist a toast.

Help Wanted

Rickshaw pullers for downtown area. Roundabout driving experience helpful. Loiterers need not apply.