NO MORE SOUTHERN GOVERNORS

We'll have to change the Constitution to amend the qualifications for president, and bar governors from the South. If we had done this, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush would have been precluded, excluded and eluded.

If this proposal is debated, we'll be elated, inflated and satiated.

The heat in Georgia, Arkansas and Texas fries the brain, causing leadership qualities to melt too much for consideration as president.

Heat poses no such problem in Utah, Nevada and Arizona because it's a dry heat.

It's all so simple.

Thoughts While Jogging

In about 200 days the lame duck will be a dead duck.

Overheard at Frenchy's

"Isn't that Glenn Beck at the end of the bar?"

"Nah, he's just some omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent chatter box."

Twenty-years From Now News

The Olympics Committee has accepted the bid of St. George, Utah to host the 2032 summer games. City officials are making plans to curtail the smog and move the loiterers out of sight before the throngs of international travelers arrive.

Meetings & Events

- Support group for folks who don't have a support group will hold its first meeting in the library on Tuesday evening.

- Clock Watchers support group meets Wednesdays at Holiday Inn. Watch for time and date.

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