Sunday, July 20, 2008

START SPREADING THE NEWS

The recession is over. They never do last very long, which is the reason many folks don't know about them until they're gone. Yup, we had one and it pinched a bit. But the good days have returned, so it's back to our lattes, dinners and extravagances which employ so many good Americans and immigrants, keeping us out of another recession. You should tell any of your friends who've lost the faith that happy days are here again.

Maybe you haven't heard: our money is actually debt-based. We have to keep the stuff circulating. It's funny money; call it magic paper. You can't redeem it for anything, however, as long as people feel good they'll keep on feeling good.

What recession?

You heard it here first.

It's all so simple.

Thoughts While Waiting In Line:

The province of China that had the mammoth earthquake several weeks back counts five million homeless victims. They don't have a recession, either. And it's not a depression in China. The situation is a desperate life-or-death struggle to survive without shelter or provisions.

Overheard At Frenchy's

"How come these million dollar babies in the major leagues chew bubble gum?"

"Why is a foul ball in play in a baseball game?"

"What's with these candidates for president who walk around with their hands in their pockets. Ain't they got no class at all?"

Meeting & Events

The public is invited to a lecture at the main library, Friday 6 pm. A speaker from the Soul Travel club will address the Dixie Metaphysical Society on the topic: "Where to leave your body while you're out of it, so you can find it when you return."

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