Some people can't tell friends from enemies, natural from synthetic, merger from hostile takeover, waterboarding from surfing, up from down, inflation from rising prices, love from like, democracy from republic, eloquent speech from psychobabble, desert from deseret or dessert, and global warming from summer.
Meetings & Events
What Do Codgers Want Expo will feature speakers and exhibits focusing on the false perceptions of most "whipper snappers." The big question is: "Doesn't everyone lose their keys?"
Overheard At Slippery Slope Saloon
"My new neighbor moved to St. George five weeks ago, and already he's out there marching in parades to stop the growth."
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