Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Artificial Intelligence #3

THESE WILL MAKE YOU SIT UP STRAIGHT

"I can see this new federal income tax taking away as much as 10% of a citizen's earnings. "
- Senator William Borah of Idaho, circa 1913

"I'm not going to be anyone's first lady." - William Jefferson Clinton

"A long time ago it meant something to be crazy. Now, everyone's crazy." - Charles Manson

"They're used to swinging at sliders, screwballs, knuckle balls, sinkers and fast balls that hop. I throw 'em a slow, straight pitch and the batters whiff it 'cuz they ain't never seen it before. I call it my "nothing ball." - Satchell Paige

"Being president is splendid misery." - Thomas Jefferson

"If given a choice between their liberties and a sandwich, some folks would take the sandwich." - - Bryan Hyde, KSUV radio

"Everybody's writing a book." - Socrates

"If we use force, it is because we are America, the indispensible nation." - Madeline Albright

"America can be a peacemaker of the world, or its policeman who goes around night-sticking troublemakers until we find ourselves in a brawl we can't handle." - Pat Buchanan, circa 2000

"Everone has a crazy aunt in the attic." - Ross Perot

"History is bunk." - Henry Ford

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