Monday, April 24, 2006

Artificial Intelligence #6

MEETINGS & EVENTS:

Snowbird Shindig & Farewell at Pioneer Park - bring a small gift

TWENTY-YEARS-FROM-NOW NEWS:

President Jeb Bush pardoned Lewis Libby, Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramhoff,
and Larry Franklin with a single stroke of his pen today. The freed felons are planning to form a lobbying and consulting firm in Washington, DC.

HELP WANTED:

Smog inspectors for St. George, Santa Clara, Hurricane, LaVerkin, Leeds, Ivins, and Green Valley.

OVERHEARD:

"I work as a volunteer for a shop downtown, no pay at all. I was 10 minutes late today and they threatened to fire me."

QUOTE:

"It's too late to vote and too soon to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe

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