HERE IS A TWO-FOR-ONE BOOK SALE WITH DIRECT DELIVERY TO YOU FROM THE DESK OF AMERICA'S PREMIER SOCIO-POLITICO ECONOMIST, DR. IRA LONGTERM.
DR. IRA IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HIS BROTHER, FELIX LONGTERM, INVENTOR OF THE SPEED BUMP.
The books:
"Broke Like Me" - An account of the rise and fall by one who's been there. The good doctor quips on page 11: "the roller coaster always begins and ends at the bottom." That's a metaphor for you to contemplate. A good read for stay-at-homes with an aversion to work.
and
"Convert Your Bank Overdrafts into IRAs" - They said it couldn't be done. This one is hot. Don't set the book down, because they'll steal it. The author reveals all of his secrets. You've got to buy the book.
SEND $50 FOR THE PACKAGE TO LONGTERM'S BOOKS, DALLAS, TEXAS.
ALSO AVAILABLE AS A PACKAGE WHEREVER BANAL BOOKS ARE SOLD.
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