MEETINGS & EVENTS
Lecture at Main Library: "Overcoming your fear of summer." - by John Reid, one of last year's survivors
"What Do Men Want?" - expo will be held at the Oasis casino in Mesquite this weekend. Speakers and exhibits on fishing, hunting, carousing, golf, wagering, and avoiding chores around the house. Dark 'til dawn. Free.
HELP WANTED
Hit man for faith-based assassination assignments. Travel to exotic spots around the world. Venezuela, Chile, Cuba, North Korea, and the Middle East. Must own hardware. Contact Pat Robertson - never on Sunday. No telephone calls!
TWENTY-YEARS-FROM-NOW:
An international weather service ranks St. George the worst for smog, surpassing Los Angeles, Pittsburgh and Mexico City.
QUOTES:
"I kept us out of war." - Woodrow Wilson, 1916
"Mothers of America, your sons will not die on foreign soil." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
OVERHEARD:
Four-year-old to playmate: "I'm going home. I've had enough fun for one day."
Me too.
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